Sunday, November 29, 2009

Film: The Bourne Ultimatum (2007)

DVD: Anamorphic
The Bourne Ultimatum (Widescreen Edition)

"Perhaps we can arrange a meet."
"Where are you now?"
"I'm sitting in my office."
"I doubt that."
"Why would you doubt that?"
"Because, if you were in your office right now we'd be having this conversation face-to-face."

Review: This is a great conclusion to the Bourne Trilogy. While it has allot of the same intense actions beats as the second film, it wraps up the mystery of Jason Bourne's original identity in a very satisfying way.

"Uh, sir. He drove off the roof."
"What?"
"He drove off the roof!"

"Why did you pick me?"
"You really don't remember, do you? We didn't pick you. You picked us. You volunteered. Right here. Right here, even after you were warned."

4 1/2 out of 5 Stars

Film: Curly Sue (1991)

DVD: Enhanced 16x9
Curly Sue

"What possessed you to invite vagabonds into your home?
"I'm not stupid! I had my bedroom door locked."
"Oh, then you were perfectly safe."
"I didn't sense any danger. If I had, I wouldn't have done it."
"No danger?! I got slugged twice in five seconds!"
"That was an accident! I'm sure when you got into bed you scared the hell out of Curly Sue."
"Curly Sue? That's cute! What is she, the lost Stooge?"

Review: This is one of John Hughes' last films. It is well-made and has an interesting story about a con-man drifter and his child, but it doesn't have the magic of his early films.

"Kiss my ass, lady. I've raised that kid from a baby and we've beat worse things than some do-good, high-rise legal eagle with a jones for arms-length social reform. Now step aside before I throw your pampered ass in the closet."
"You don't scare me."
"I got nothing to lose but that kid. You try taking that kid from me, I'm going to knock your damn head off."

"You know how many people would kill to have what you achieved in such a short amount of time? You got a partnership, a corner office big enough for basketball. What are you going to give it up for? Love? You got your value system all screwed up somewhere along the line."
"It was screwed up before."
"I got to admit... you're the last one I ever thought would go quality-of-life on me."

3 1/2 stars out of 5

Monday, November 09, 2009

Film: Alien³ (1992)

DVD: Anamorphic
Alien 3 (Collector's Edition)

"I just wanted to, um, say thanks for what you said at the funeral. My friends would have appreciated it."
"Yeah, well you don't wanna know me, lady. I'm a murderer and rapist of women."
"Really? Well, I guess I must make you nervous."

Review: This was a satisfying conclusion to the Alien trilogy. It was not as frightening as the earlier films but the dark atmosphere of the mining planet prison made up for it. Charles S. Dutton was great as the prisoner who found religion and I liked the fatalistic mood of Ripley and the other prisoners at the end.

"This is a maximum security prison, and you have no weapons of any kind?"
"We're on the honor system."
"Then we're fucked."

"When they first heard about this thing, it was 'Crew Expendable'. The next time they sent in Marines. They were expendable too. What makes you think they're gonna care about a bunch of lifers who found God at the ass-end of space?"

4 out of 5 Stars

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Film: Body Heat (1981)

DVD: Enhanced 16x9
Body Heat (Deluxe Edition)

"A lot of them have tried that seat. You're the first I've let stay."
"You must come here a lot."
"Most men are little boys."
"Maybe you should drink at home."
"Too quiet."
"Maybe you shouldn't dress like that."
"This is a blouse and a skirt. I don't know what you're talking about."
"Then you shouldn't wear that body."

Review: An early role from one of my favorite actors, William Hurt. Kahleen Turner is excellent as the temptress who plays the strings of lawyer, Ned Racine, like a concert violinist to get exactly what she desires.

"How's the cop business, Oscar?"
"Real good. Always starts hopping in weather like this. When it gets this hot, people try to kill each other."

"Hey lady, ya wanna fuck?"
"Gee, I don't know... Maybe... This sure is a friendly town."
"I'm sorry."
"You are? You mean the offer is no good?"
"I feel like such a jerk."
"Well, maybe you were supposed to deliver it next door. You must be looking for the lady of the house."

4 out of 5 Stars

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Film: Alien (1979)

DVD: Anamorphic
Alien (The Director's Cut)

"I hate to bring this up but, uh, this a commercial ship, not a rescue ship..."
"Right."
"...and it's not in my contract to do this kind of duty. Now what about the money? If you wanna give me some money to do it, I'll be happy to, uh, t-to, you know, oblige."

Review: This was one of those R movies that I was too young to see when it came out, but a friend filled me in on the entire storyline. I still remember being fascinated by the description of the alien's acid blood melting down through the decks of the spaceship. It took me around twenty years before I actually saw it and it was as good as I imagined it would be.

"I haven't seen anything like that except, uh, molecular acid."
"It must be using it for blood."
"It's got a wonderful defense mechanism. You don't dare kill it."

"Here kitty, kitty, kitty. Miaow. Here Jonesy."

"Micro changes in air density, my ass."

4 out of 5 Stars

Monday, August 03, 2009

Film: Flash Gordon (1980)

DVD: Anamorphic
Flash Gordon (Saviour Of The Universe Edition)

"Remove the Earth woman. Prepare her for our pleasure."

Review: This retro sci-fi film of football star, Flash Gordon, saving the Earth from the evil Emperor Ming shouldn't be as entertaining as it is. Vivid colors, crazy outfits, hammy acting, & cheap-looking special effects all merge together into a delicious stew. The rock soundtrack by Queen is the spice that make it all work.

"Boy, have I got some crazy stories to tell you."
"Save them for our kids."
"Oh, I accept."
"Enough!"
"Would you leave us alone? I just got engaged."

"You tortured Aura?"
"Yes. An interesting girl. I think she found it rather enjoyable."

"Long live Flash. You've saved your Earth. Have a nice day."
"YEAH!!!"

4 out of 5 Stars

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Film: Jurassic Park III (2001)

DVD: Anamorphic
Jurassic Park III (Widescreen Collector's Edition)

"So... what do we do?"
"We search for your son... in the direction that they're going."
"Excellent, excellent..."

Review: This is an great sequel, much better than the contrived 2nd movie. It has a logical and fast paced storyline with fully developed characters. I wasn't surprised that it was so well-written when I saw that two of the writers were the same ones who wrote "Election" and "Sideways". Sam Neill's return as Dr. Alan Grant is very welcome. He gives off the vibe of a middle-aged Indiana Jones in this film. Very fun!

"I read both of your books. I liked the first one more... Before you were on the island. You liked dinosaurs back then."
"Back then they hadn't tried to eat me yet."

"What are you doing? Those things are after us because of those!"
"Those things know we have the eggs. If I drop them in the river, they'll still be after us."
"What if they catch us with them?"
"What if they catch us without them?"

4 out of 5 Stars

Film: The Lost World - Jurassic Park (1997)

DVD: Anamorphic
The Lost World - Jurassic Park (Widescreen Collector's Edition)

"Don't worry. I'm not making the same mistakes again."
"No, you're making... You're making all new ones."

Review: This is a weak sequel to a great film. I think it's problem is the storyline is filled with supposedly intelligent characters who consistently make the wrong decision at every opportunity. It prevents emotional involvement in their journey as a viewer. The returning character, Ian Malcom, has nothing to do but react to others actions and say, "Don't do that!" or yell, "Run!" I think alot of the action scenes lacked the suspense of the first film. It's fun watching a T. Rex running around downtown San Diego though.

"This is... This is magnificent."
"Oh, yeah. Ooh, ahh! That's how it always starts. But then later, there's running and then... screaming."

"There's a dinosaur in our backyard."

3 out of 5 Stars

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Film: Salvador (1986)

DVD: Enhanced 16x9
Salvador (Special Edition)

"They kill people here, Boyle!"
"Do you believe everything you read in the papers?"
"Yeah I do!"
"Come on man, you're gonna love it here."

Review: This is a classic James Woods role. A photojournalist who is pathetic loser when trying to live a regular life in the USA, but is at his best in a war zone. This is a great film by Oliver Stone about America's involvement in El Salvador's civil war during the Cold War.

"I thought you were dead."
"Dead? Why, do I look that bad?"
"Yes."

"You know I'm often asked by people like yourself to examine my conscience and every now and then I do examine it."
"And what do you find there, Jack?"
"That whatever mistakes we make down here, the alternative would be ten times worse!"

4 out of 5 Stars

Monday, July 13, 2009

Film: Black Snake Moan (2007)

DVD: Enhanced 16:9
Black Snake Moan

"It's already noon, Rae. Do you think those shorts should still be on?"
"Well if they weren't, you could kiss my rebel coochie, faggot."

Review: This is Samuel L. Jackson's best role in a while. Christina Ricci is very good as the troubled woman he attempts to cure after finding her beaten up and abandoned on the side of road near his farm. His unusual methods turn out to be just what she needs.

"Get this goddamn chain off me!"
"Look, girl, you been running wild on me! Between them fits and fever dreams you having, I been chasing you all over this place at night."
"Well, I'm woke now. You can take this off."
"No... You ain't right yet."

"Just go in there and talk to her. Please... And I fixing steaks for supper. I expect you to stay."
"You expect me to sit down and eat with that woman chained up the way she is?"
"R.L., you watch yourself in there. That girl be on your dick like stank on shit."

4 1/2 out of 5 Stars

Sunday, July 12, 2009

TV: Duckman - 1st & 2nd Seasons (1994)

DVD: 3 Discs
Duckman - Seasons One & Two

"What the HELL are you starin' at?!!"

Review: This show has not held up for me. I was never a big fan of it's animation style, but I thought it was really well written and had a cutting edge sense of humor. I looked forward to watching it every week on the USA Network. Now I just feel bored when I watch it after all these years. I think recent shows like Family Guy have just made it feel quaint.

"Welcome back to K-Bash on the far right of your dial. If you're on your way to Busty Bikini Babe Fest, and who isn't, be careful of traffic tie ups off Route 115. Apparently, there's a group of lesbians protesting by the gate. That's right, we're calling a full flannel shirt and work boot alert."

"I know over two hundred ways to kill a man."
"You could glue an open jar of rats to his face. Then blowtorch the other side of the jar, so the rats have to eat their way out threw his face."
"Two hundred and one."

"Look, I didn't need Bacon-Breath here to save me, okay. I could have handled those pantywaists. I was just waiting for the right moment to wind up the old hay maker and start dropping the bombs."

"Did I ever tell you my dad's last words to me?"
"Careful son, I don't think the safety's on."
"Before that!!!"

"I can't believe they shared their girlfriends with us, Corny. I just spent the night with the sexiest, most insatiable, voluptuous, adventurous, least-inhibited woman I've ever met. If she didn't suddenly get a headache... woo hoo! There's no telling what wild and tawdry escapades we might have experienced. How was your night?"
"Like yours... minus the headache."

"I knew something was wrong when you didn't show up for work today, Duckman."
"I don't show up for work a lot of days."
"True, but you always call in with some lame and pathetically inadequate excuse that I pretend to believe so as not to unbalance the age old fragile employer-employee relationship."

"You know kids, once I solve this case your Pop will probably be the most important detective ever on this show. What do you think about that, Corny? You're working for the biggest American Dick ever."

"I won't lie to you, old friend. I'm selfishly and greedily cutting you out of the action because I want the girls to myself. Well, got to go get my basket weaved."
"When I snap, I'll kill him first."

"I hope you don't mind a bit of constructive criticism, Duckman, but those kids will be better off with a pack of rabid baboons than with you."
"We proved that wasn't true, Bernice! Even if Ajax does still get a Valentine from the dominant female every year."

"I'll be back, Duckman. You'll see. I'll be a recurring villain every fifth or sixth episode after people get tired of King Chicken. I'm better looking, more intelligent, have a higher TVQ."

3 out of 5 Stars

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Film: Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)

DVD: Anamorphic
Forgetting Sarah Marshall (Unrated Widescreen Edition)

"Do you want to put some clothes on?!"
"Oh, would you like to pick out the outfit that you break up with me in?!"

Review: A very funny comedy of a man trying to cope after his famous actress girlfriend dumps him. Escaping to Hawaii, he finds her staying at the same resort with her new rock star boyfriend. I liked how they tried to make the growth of his new relationship fairly realistic for a romantic comedy. The Dracula Musical was very unique and a great way to wrap up the movie.

"I like her red hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes."

"You're still involved with him next door, ain't ya?"
"Excuse me?"
"You should've seen yourself at dinner, Sarah. Then you came back here and put on that ghastly performance. I mean I've heard that women do fake orgasms, but I've never seen one. It really deeply upset me."
"You should've seen YOURSELF at dinner. 'Oh, I'm Aldous Snow! Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. Oh, no drinks for me thanks. Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit!'"

"Get hard for me, Pete. Get hard for me."
"I know what I'm supposed to do."

"Oh, wedding in Hawaii! REAL ORIGINAL!!"

4 1/2 out of 5 Stars

Film: Transformers (2007)

DVD: Enhanced 16:9
Transformers

"Wow! This is the coolest thing I've ever seen! Explosions everywhere! This is easily a hundred times cooler than Armageddon... I swear to god!"

Review: A surprising film from Michael Bay. The amazing action & special effects are expected from him, but the effective use of story and humor was a big step up for him. Shia LaBeouf was great as the lynch pin character that held the sprawling movie together. The first time I watched it, I really appreciated the moments of slow motion during the robot fights, but on repeated viewings I got better at deciphering the faster chaotic clashes.

"What is it?"
"It's a robot. You know, like a super advanced robot. It's probably Japanese. Yeah, it's definitely Japanese."
"What are you doing?"
"I don't think it wants to hurt us. He would've done that already."
"Really? Well, do you speak robot? Because they just had, like, a giant droid death match!"

"What'd they get you for?"
"I bought a car. Turned out to be an alien robot... Who knew?"

"Decepticons, attack!"

4 out of 5 Stars

Monday, June 08, 2009

Film: Gattaca (1997)

DVD: Anamorphic
Gattaca (Special Edition)

"We were just wondering if... if it is good to just leave a few things to, to chance?"
"We want to give your child the best possible start. Believe me, we have enough imperfection built in already. Your child doesn't need any more additional burdens. Keep in mind, this child is still you. Simply, the best, of you. You could conceive naturally a thousand times and never get such a result."

Review: When I first saw the trailer for this movie, I thought it was stealing the idea for my book. I was greatly relieved when I saw the movie's plot was only tangentially related and it was very good as well. Ethan Hawke plays an aspiring astronaut in the near-future who's DNA signature is not considered good enough to be accepted into the space program. He must take on a new illegal identity using genetically superior DNA donated by Jude Law's character to achieve his goal.

"I belonged to a new underclass, no longer determined by social status or the color of your skin. No, we now have discrimination down to a science."

"I can't go anywhere without seeing my own face. They'll recognize me."
"They won't recognize you."
"They'll recognize me."
"I don't recognize you."

4 1/2 out of 5 Stars

Sunday, May 31, 2009

Film: Pirates of the Caribbean - The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

DVD: Enhanced 16x9
Pirates of the Caribbean - The Curse of the Black Pearl (Two-Disc Collector's Edition)

"You think this wise, boy... crossing blades with a pirate?"
"You threatened Miss Swann."
"Only a little."

Review: A surprisingly great movie based on the ride at Disneyland that holds up to repeat viewings. Johnny Depp steals every scene as Captain Jack Sparrow with great performances by the entire cast. A great mix of beautiful locations, production design, costumes and special effects really support an excellent script. Too bad the sequels didn't have the same coherent storyline to match.

"You'll be dining with the Captain. And he requests you wear this."
"Well, you may tell the Captain that I am disinclined to acquiesce to his request."
"He said you'd say that. He also said that if that be the case, then you'll be dining with the crew. And you'll be naked."

"So that's it, then? That's the secret, grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow. You spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum."
"Welcome to the Caribbean, love."

"You best start believing in ghost stories, Miss Turner. You're in one."

4 out of 5 Stars

TV: Saturday Night Live - The Best of Eddie Murphy

DVD: 1 Disc
Saturday Night Live - The Best of Eddie Murphy (Bonus Edition)

"Should I get in the hot tub? / Will it make me sweat? / Should I get in the hot tub? / Will it make me wet? / Well, Well, Well... Hot tub! / Here I go! / I'm gonna get in the water! / Gonna make me sweat! / I'm going in the hot tub! / HEEEEEEY!!!!! / Too hot in the hot tub! / Burn myself! / Make it cooler, good God! / I'm going to get in the hot tub. / I'm gonna get in the hot tub."

Review: This is a good collection of Saturday Night Live skits with Eddie Murphy. I forgot how much of his humor comes from his singing ability which he uses to great effect in several funny skits.

"Will you be mine? / Won't you be mine? / Won't you be my neighbor? / Hello, boys and girls. We're all alone today. You know why? My wife walked out on me. Isn't that nice? I'm so glad the bitch is gone. I can't..."
[RING, RING, RING]
"Who can that be? Let's see. This is how you answer the door in my neighborhood... WHO IS IT?!!!!"

"Hi, I'm Buh-Weet. Member me? I have complied for you and your nistening pleasure some of my pavorite songs. It's all here in this unpectacular offer, 'Buh-Weet Sings'. Take a wisten... Unce, Tice, Fee Tines a Mady."
"Yes, there all here."
"Wookin' Pa Nub in All Da Wong Places. / Wookin' Pa Nub."
"Once Buckwheat sings a song, it's eternally his."
"It Dat Deada Dabba, Dan on a Dina an Die / Made a Day fa Eyieee."

"Hello my name is Professor Shabazz K Martin. In 1895, at the Tuskegee Institute in Alabama, a BLACK MAN named George Washington Carver developed a new method of soul... SOIL improvement through crop rotation."
"Soul? Hee! Hee!"
"So I messed up. SHUT UP!!! STOP CLAPPING before you make me smile!"

"Look, look, Raheem. I'm not Opie Taylor and I'm not Richie Cunningham. I'm Ron Howard. I'm a grown man. Did you know I'm directing now? Did you see the movie I have out, Night Shift?"
"Was there any black people in it?"
"No."
"I didn't see it then. What was it about?"
"Oh well, it was a story about these two pimps..."
"It was a story about two pimps and wasn't no brothers in it. I don't know whether to say, Thank You, or punch you in your mouth, man."

4 1/2 out of 5 Stars

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Film: The Simpsons Movie (2007)

DVD: Anamorphic
The Simpsons Movie (Widescreen Edition)

"I can't believe we're paying to see something we get on TV for free! If you ask me, everybody in this theater is a giant sucker! Especially you!"

Review: I was not that excited to see this movie at first. While I loved the first nine seasons of the Simpsons, I had slowly lost interest in the show as the quality declined in later years. All that changed when I saw a preview of the movie highlighting Spider-Pig and I found myself crying with laughter. The movie turned out to be very funny and made excellent use of the widescreen format. I think bringing back allot of the earlier writers of the Simpsons helped make the movie a success.

"How did the pig tracks get on the ceiling?"
"Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. / Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. / Can he swing? / From a web? / No, he can't. / He's a pig. / Look out! / He is the Spider-Pig!"

"Mr. President, you chose me, Russ Cargill, most successful man in America, to head the EPA, the least successful organization. That's why I've narrowed your choices down to five unthinkable options. Each one will cause untold misery and..."
"I pick Number Three!"
"Really? You don't want to read them first?"
"I was elected to LEAD, not to READ. Number Three!"

4 1/2 out of 5 Stars

Film: An American Tail (1986)

DVD: Full Screen - OAR
An American Tail

"In America, there are mouse holes in every wall."
"Who says?"
"Everyone. In America, there are bread crumbs on every floor."
"You're talking nonsense!"
"In America, you can say anything you want, but most important - and this I know for a fact - in America, there are no cats."

Review: This animated film still has the power to bring a tear to my eye when Fievel is reunited with his family. I think this is Don Bluth's closest attempt in matching the classic Disney films. It is full of catchy songs that stick in the head and the voice work of Fievel and his sister is too cute. Their duet is very moving.

"I'm your guard, Tiger. Don't make any sudden moves, 'cause I'm crafty and I'm quick. I've got the instincts of a cat. What am I saying? I am a cat."

"Oh, my little boy, back from the dead. America, what a place. My Fievel. I thought I would never see you again."
"Never say never, Papa."

4 out of 5 stars

Monday, May 04, 2009

Film: Borat (2006)

DVD: Anamorphic
Borat - Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (Widescreen Edition)

"This is Natalya. She is my sister. She is number-four prostitute in whole of Kazakhstan. Niiice!"

Review: Just as funny and uncomfortable the second time around. This is a movie/documentary of Americans trying to comprehend and interact with a foreign journalist who has very outdated ideas on gender, race, sex, and personal hygiene. Whether they respond with confusion, anger, helpfulness or delight in finding someone who shares their bigoted views, it is hilarious to watch. The DVD special features are great as well.

"Sometime my sister, she show her vagine to my brother, Bilo, and say... 'You will never get this. You will never get this. La-la-la-la-la-la.' He behind his cage. Crazy, Crazy. Everybody laughs. She go, 'You never get this.' Uh, but one time he break cage and he GET THIS and then we all laugh. High five!"
"Now, um, um. No, that would not be funny in America, okay?"

"Look, there is a woman in a car! Can we follow her and maybe make a sexy time with her?"
"No, no, no!"
"Not yet, huh? Why not?"
"Because a woman has the right to choose who she has sex with."
"WHAT?!"
"How about that? Isn't that amazing?"
"You joke?"
"There must be consent. That's good, huh?"
"Is not good for me."
"No, it is good."

4 1/2 out of 5 Stars

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Film: Match Point (2005)

DVD: Enhanced 16:9
Match Point

"So, who's my next victim? You?"
"I haven't played table tennis in quite a while."
"Would you like to play for a thousand pounds a game?"
"What did I walk into?"

Review: This is an excellent thriller of a former professional tennis player who expertly climbs the social ladder in London by befriending a rich family and marrying their daughter. His carefully laid plans are disrupted when he falls for the beautiful girlfriend of his friend and finds himself juggling the fallout.

"You should see my sister, she's... she's very beautiful, but she's lost in drugs and..."
"I'm sure she's not more beautiful than you are."
"Well... What I am is sexy. But Linda's, my sister, um, is classically beautiful."
"So, you are aware of your effect on men?"

"The innocent are sometimes slain to make way for grander schemes. You were collateral damage."
"So was your own child."
"Yes... Sophocles said that to have never been born might have been the greatest boon of all."

4 1/2 out of 5 Stars

Film: How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days (2003)

DVD: Enhanced 16x9
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

"Now, I'm going to go back inside and finish watching 'Sleepless in Seattle'. Nobody screw with me."

Review: A high-concept romantic comedy that is fun to watch because of the excellent chemistry between the leads. The characters attempt to use each other to further their careers, but find themselves falling for each other. Except for the cliche ending, the movie has a unique story idea that is well executed.

"So, tell me, how long have you guys been seeing each other?"
"Seven days."
"Seven days. Interesting."
"Is that too soon to be seeing a therapist?"

"I have to crack this guy. I mean this is DefCon 5, and I have to do something truly appalling. It's not funny."

4 out of 5 Stars

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Film: Beowulf (2007)

DVD: Enhanced 16x9
Beowulf (Unrated Director's Cut)

"I am Beowulf and I'm here to kill your monster."

Review: This was my first 3D movie where the effect really impressed me and felt like a game-changing experience. The story was simple and effective, but the immersion of the 3D gave the movie a whole new dimension, literally. Beowulf's battle with the dragon near the end was mind-blowing. I hope the dragon, Smaug, in the upcoming Hobbit movie is this good.

"How many monsters must I slay? Grendel's mother, father, Grendel's uncle? Must I hack down a whole family tree of demons?"
"She is the last of them. With her gone, demonkind will slip back into the darkness from whence it came."

"The time of heroes is dead. The christ god has killed it, leaving nothing but weeping martyrs and fear and shame."

4 1/2 out of 5 Stars

Film: Iron Will (1994)

DVD: Enhanced 16x9
Iron Will

"Trust the dogs."

Review: This movie is a bit too formulaic and the dialogue is on-the-nose at times, but that is expected for a Disney movie aimed at children. It is at it's best when it is concentrating on the dogsled race and the harsh conditions they faced. I liked how they were able to make the dogsled a more active object than I expected, jumping and cornering like a skateboard or BMX bike.

"The first few days you sleep five hours. Then four, then three, then two. The last day you don't sleep. You just run. Run till the end."

"You're prepared to risk this young man's life to sell some newspapers?"

3 1/2 out of 5 Stars

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Film: Pinocchio (1940)

DVD: OAR Full Frame
Pinocchio (Two-Disc 70th Anniversary Platinum Edition)

"Cricket's the name. Jiminy Cricket!"

Review: This is a classic Disney film with great songs and amazing animation of the wooden puppet, Pinocchio, who tries to become a real boy. The second act on Pleasure Island is well-told and intense, scaring me as a child. The whole ocean sequence with Monstro the whale is a powerful tour de force, a visual and emotional climax for the movie.

"Now, remember, Pinocchio, be a good boy. And always let your conscience be your guide."

"Father, what are you crying for?"
"Because you're dead, Pinocchio."
"No! No, I'm not."
"Yes. Yes, you are. Lie down."

5 out of 5 Stars