"Hi, Grandma... Oops! Sorry, Kelly, it must have been the way the light hit your crows feet."
Review: Another funny season, this is the year where Steve leaves the show and Marcy starts to become more of a ball-breaker. "Tooth and Consequences" is a hilarious episode.
"Remember the Bundy Creedo. A Bundy never wins, but a Bundy never quits."
"No, Dad. It's a Bundy never eats."
"No, no, no. It's a Bundy never learns."
"No wait, is it a Bundy never dies?"
"A Bundy never cares."
"Shut up the two of ya! Shut up the two of ya!"
"It's hair envy, is what it is. It's because they lose theirs and we don't and they hate us for it."
"They have no respect for our hair. They only use it to pull us up, to pull us down..."
"Kelly's right. She's got the morals of an alley cat, but she's right."
"Don't you see the rut our lives have become? I need a vacation."
"Peg, if you want to visit someplace new, try the kitchen. And while your out there, don't forget to take a picture by the refrigerator, you know, Ol' Empty."
"What did I do wrong?"
"Nothing. Don't you know anything about women?"
"Well, no."
"Well I do. Her fists were saying no-no, but there was yes-yes in her eyes."
"Hello, Sergeant. This is Al Bundy again. Listen, I'm... really starting to get worried now. I'm sorry, it's getting hard for me to talk... I'll calm down. The description? Okay, 19 inch diagonal, maple console, and it's got notches in it from where the kids grew."
"Dad, what about mom?"
"Oh yeah, my wife is missing too. Uh, what? The description? I don't know. Listen, you guys are awful busy. Why don't you find the TV first and then we'll worry about the wife. Listen, let me know if you hear anything. Goodbye."
"Now kids, do you know what we're witnessing here?"
"A perfect game?"
"No, No, the Bundy Curse. It's what keeps us from being happy. There's no point in fighting it. It's what separates us from ordinary losers. They can have their moments, but not us. Never us."
"But mom's having a major moment now and she's a Bundy."
"She's not TRULY a Bundy. See, your mothers just a Bundy by marriage. She's part of the curse. But we are Blood Bundys. We are truly doomed."
"You know, Daddy. You should do what Mom says. You should marry somebody who's got a job. Didn't your mom ever tell you that?"
"No honey, my mom told me to marry an anchor and cling to it till it sinks to the bottom."
5 out of 5 Stars
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