Review: This is the first season back from cancellation and it took a couple of episodes for it to get back up to speed but it is as good as ever.
Quotes:
"Garfield at Large, by Jim Davis. Now, as you can see in this panel, Garfield doesn't care for Nermal. But, like him or not, Nermal is here to stay. Or is he? Let's read on."
"I'm just gonna watch British porn."
"You know, Margaret, we could have sexual intercourse right now."
"Yes, yes we could."
"But, let's not."
"It's good to meet you, Mr. and Mrs. Griffin."
"We wanted to talk to you about our son. You see, Chris really..."
"Lois, honey, let's make sure we do this delicately, all right? Mrs. Lockhart, our son... would like to... plow... you."
"Wait a minute! I can't call the police. I have to get rid of this body, or Chris'll go to prison! And we all know what happens in those prison showers. I've seen Oz."
[Singing] "Scrub scrub here, scrub scrub there. Whether you're white or bronze. A man can wash... another man... in the merry old land of Oz."
"Hey, you still awake, Lois, honey?"
"Dad?"
"That's right. I'm your daddy. Shh! Shh! Don't talk, Lois. Don't talk. Just let me do all the work. Yeah. Now feel my warm breath on the nape of your neck. My hands on your big soft boobs running down your big manlike... Holy Crap, it's Chris! Ah, ah. So, how're you doing? You do all you're homework? Finish all your subjects?"
"Yes, sir."
"Good. Just checking. Have a good night, son... You still awake, honey?"
"What the deuce?!"
"Mom, Dad, am I ugly?"
"Of course not, sweetie."
"Yeah, where'd you get a stupid idea like that?"
"Craig Hoffman."
"Craig Hoffman said that? Well, he's a sharp kid. You might be ugly."
"Hey, Chris... Whatever happened to Geena Davis? She used to be in movies, but she's not in movies anymore. She's attractive enough but when she smiles, you see too much gum. Not a good tooth-to-gum ratio. Chris? Ah, I'll tell you tomorrow."
"I could use a vacation."
"Oh, yeah, because you've got such a heavy workload around here. Mmm. How you, uh, how you coming on that novel... you're working on... huh? Got a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Got a, got a, got a nice little... little story you working on there? A, a, a big novel you've been working on for three years, huh? Got a, got a compelling protagonist? Huh? Got a, got an obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Little story brewing there? Working on? Working on that for quite some time, huh? Yeah, talking about that three years ago. Huh? Been working on that the whole time? Nice little, uh, narrative. Beginning, middle, and end. Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? Yeah? At the end, your main character is, uh, richer for the experience? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah, got a... no, no, you deserve some time off."
"I guess I was stealing because I was so sick of the same routine. I felt like I had a void in my life. Like, there was a secret hole in me."
"Oh, God!"
"And I was trying to fill that hole with all kinds of expensive objects and things."
"Oh, God!!!!"
"And I felt wonderful with all the things filling that hole."
"Oh, GOD!!!!!!!!"
"I did this to myself so I'm just gonna have to lay back and let the penal system teach me a lesson."
"That one is also sexual."
4 1/2 out of 5 Stars
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