"So, what are you thinking?"
"Yeah, look, I have to clear something up. When I said that I had feelings for you... I get feelings for people all the time. I'm a sensitive guy."
"Okay."
"Yeah, I get crushes on everyone. I mean, of course I have feelings for you. I like you. But it's all just natural and... and unromantic as hell."
"Don't hook up with Ben while I'm gone..."
Review: This show is a guilty pleasure for me. As a guy, I am a little embarrassed to admit I like it, but the show is just too good. This first season was the best!
"You having a forbidden affair?"
"I'm not having a forbidden affair."
"Man, I had you pegged as this uptight, no-fun, like, follow-the-rules kiss-ass bore."
"Well, actually that's much closer to my personality."
"What is, um... 'Perfectly Me'?"
"Oh, uh, my junior year, I worked there. It's a clothing store for women, sizes 16 and up. It was really nice. They had some great stuff."
"They didn't hate you?"
"Who?"
"The fat women."
"Uh...they weren't fat."
"It's just such a strange feeling not being able to just go to Noel's room and knock on the door and have him answer, all happy to see me."
"Try him on Monday."
"What if he never answers the door like that again?"
"Listen, I'm kind of having money problems. And I was hoping I could owe you rent for a couple of months."
"I'd say yes... if the answer was yes. But here is why the answer is not yes."
"Okay, listen, if the answer is no, that's cool."
"Every month, I have a mortgage that kicks... my... ass. So until one of my ideas hits, I have to supplement my income with roommates, and I hate roommates. I hate not being able to walk around naked. I hate having to ask the question, 'What the hell happened to my crackers?' You know, I hate not being able to watch porno on the 37-inch whenever I want. And since, you know, Paul and Stu moved out, I'm sorry. You are my supplement... Okay. One month."
4 out of 4 Stars
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