Thursday, April 05, 2007

Film: Private Resort (1985)

DVD: Anamorphic
Private Resort

"See her?"
"See who?"
"The waitress. I'm in love."
"Come on, man, I told you. She's here to work. We're here to play."

Review: This is a bad movie, but it is the type of bad that makes you mostly grin instead of groan. Rob Morrow and Johnny Depp give good performances but the movie suffers from the lack of a plot. If the movie had a decent story, it could have been a fairly good sex-comedy.

"This hotel has a dress code in its public areas and I'm afraid that that swimsuit is a bit too revealing."
"It's just a bikini. Nobody else complains when other girls wear there bottoms like this."
"Stop that and fix this... Oh, I'm so sorry!"
[SLAP] "What are you? Some kind of pervert?"

2 out of 4 Stars

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