"All I really wanted was a mom and dad, to hold me and stroke my hair and tell me they love me."
"Then today's your lucky day because I happen to be a holding, stroking, loving machine. Also spanking."
Review: I wish this wasn't the last season, but I am glad that it went out before it had a chance to run out of steam. The shows writers' told more emotional stories during this last season, expanding the shows depth while keeping the laugh factor high.
"Ah, Fry, congratulations. Your latest performance was as delectable as dipping my bottom over and over into a bath of the silkiest oils and creams."
"Thank you, sir. That's exactly what I was going for."
"Do any of you collect Lovey Bears?"
"I do. Is it true what the ads says... that you kiss them together out of blankie cloth and magic buttons?"
"No. It is actually cheaper to genetically engineer real ones. They frolic in the Lovey Forest until their first birthday. Then we choose the cuddly-uddliest ones and stuff them full of fire-retardant love fluff."
"Wow, Bender. Are you and the ship an item? How can you date a ship anyway? It'd be like me dating a really fat lady and living inside of her."
"Fry, in order for me to get busy at maximum efficiency, I need a girl with a big 400-ton bootie."
"Are you familiar with the old robot saying, DOES NOT COMPUTE?"
"You're watching Futurama, the show that does not advocate the cool crime of robbery."
"A dog collar for me? You shouldn't have!"
"That's for Seymour."
"Oh... Say, why'd you get me a subscription to the 'Daily Growl'? That's not a reputable journal of opinion."
"Robo-Puppy commencing 2 hour yipping session: Yip, yip, yip, yip, yip, yip..."
"Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?"
"Did everything just taste purple for a second?"
"Fifty-three years old? Ohhh! Now I'll need a fake I.D. to rent ultra porn."
4 out of 4 Stars
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