Blu Ray
Review: Of all the movies directed by Peter Jackson in Middle Earth, this is the only one where I wasn't disappointed right after the first viewing. With the previous Lord of the Rings films, I had to see them twice to appreciate the movies without comparing them to the novels. Instead of having to remove plot points to squeeze the books into the three LOTR films, Peter Jackson had to add a lot of new details to fill out the shorter Hobbit story. For the most part, I thought they did a good job of keeping the new material within the spirit of the book.
Some people thought the Unexpected Party section in Bag End was overlong, but I enjoyed every moment of it as they introduced all the main characters. I thought they did a clever job of incorporating the orc leader, Azog, from the appendices into the film as Thorin's main opponent. Bilbo's speech to Thorin after being reunited outside the Misty Mountains was very touching. The film ended on a good note with the company staring across Mirkwood to the Lonely Mountain in the distance.
Favorite Scene: Bilbo's encounter with Gollum at the Underground Lake. This was the most important scene from the book in the first movie and they did a wonderful job.
Quotes:
"Good morning."
"What do you mean? Do you mean to wish me a good morning or do you mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not? Or perhaps you mean to say that you feel good on this particular morning. Or are you simply stating that this is a morning to be good on?"
"All of them at once, I suppose."
"It's just the usual. Summary of out-of-pocket expenses, time required, remuneration, funeral arrangements, so forth."
"Funeral arrangements? Oh, up to but not exceeding one-fourteenth total profit, if any. Seems fair. Present company shall not be liable for injuries including but not limited to laceration, evisceration... incineration?"
"Oh, aye. He'll melt the flesh off your bones in the blink of an eye."
"You will have to do without pocket handkerchiefs, and a great many other things, before we reach our journey's end, Bilbo Baggins. You were born to the rolling hills and little rivers of the Shire, but home is now behind you. The world is ahead."
"Is he lost?"
"Yes, yes, and I want to get unlost... as soon as possible!"
"Oh! We knows! We knows safe paths for hobbitses! Safe paths in the dark... SHUT UP!"
"I didn't say anything..."
"Wasn't talking to you!"
"Why don't we have a game of riddles and if I win, you show me the way out of here?"
"And if he loses? What then? Well, if he loses, Precious, then we eats it! If Baggins loses, we eats it whole!"
"Fair enough."
"I want to know. Why did you come back?"
"Look, I know you doubt me, I know you always have. And you're right... I often think of Bag End. I miss my books, and my armchair, and my garden. See, that's where I belong. That's home. That's why I came back... 'cause you don't have one... a home. It was taken from you. But I will help you take it back, if I can."
5 out of 5 Stars
Friday, November 29, 2013
Sunday, November 24, 2013
TV: American Dad! - Volume 5 (2008-2009)
DVD: 3 Discs
Review: Another great season!
Quotes:
"I don't negotiate with terrorists."
"Oh really? Have you ever bought a mattress?"
"Okay, you got me."
"Are these...balloons full of heroin?"
"Those are NOT for you!"
"Do you have any men's wigs?"
"Well, I got a David Spade / Ellen DeGeneres, I dunno if it's clean."
"I feel... not buzzed, but... well-rested, like I had a cup of coffee at 6:30 AM. I feel good!"
"Scotty?"
"That's my new nickname for you... your favorite Star Trek character."
"What he does isn't glamorous, but he keeps the Enterprise running."
"Oh, look, it's Tyler... all grown up like a big shot. You turned out cute. Real cute! Damn it! I'm... I'm laughing now 'cuz I'm nervous. Oh boy, these khakis are not getting any looser."
"An above ground sprinkler on the front lawn! No sir! What's next, prostitutes rising out of the ground and spitting all over our lawns? Well not in my neighborhood!"
"Sorry I took so long. I farted pulling into the driveway and I just wanted to enjoy it for a while."
"I'm only behind bars because I was framed for robbing a jewelry store."
"He's innocent, Dad. And he's going to prove it at his trial next week."
"If I live that long. That's an old accomplice of mine. Ten years ago, I left him holding the bag. And now, he wants revenge."
"So, your wicked ways have caught up with you."
"Yes, And now, those wicked ways are gonna grab from behind, shove me to the floor, and break in my rump like a brand new baseball glove."
"Now I can make a woman quiver just by looking at her the right way."
"Which way? First boobs, then face, then butt?"
"Hayley, we worked all day and we finally figured everything out."
"Really?"
"Yeah, I'm good cop, and Roger's bad cop. I make the wisecracks, but Roger can be sarcastic, as long as it's not too shticky."
"I get to have the troubled past, but Steve always gets the girl."
"Unless she's the bad guy, in which case Roger gets her... so she can betray him, leading to a gunfight on the roof of a opera house."
"Or a theater."
"Yeah, or a theater."
"What the hell are you talking about? Where's my iPod Shuffle?"
"Trapeze school? Well, zany outfits, circus food, one of us could really get hurt. Could be fun. You see, Haley, that's how you make the 'Maybe' pile."
"Shouldn't we do something more meaningful?"
"Like what, Hayley?"
"We both clearly like Back to the Future."
"What's that?"
"Back to the Future! The classic time-traveling comedy?"
"Never heard of it. You know I hate time-based comedies. Mannequin 2 being the obvious exception."
"Then why are you building a DeLorean?"
"Because I always admired John DeLorean. The man had a magnificent chin and a dream... to build a car company from the ground up."
"I was passed over for the Chavez assassination... again!"
"Dear Human who discovers this wreck, please disregard it. We crashed this ship into your planet to test new safety features because we care about our customers. The alien inside is merely a crash test dummy who most likely died within impact."
"Crash test dummy? But they told me..."
"HA HA, the decider, that is classic. I am loving this!"
5 out of 5 Stars
Review: Another great season!
Quotes:
"I don't negotiate with terrorists."
"Oh really? Have you ever bought a mattress?"
"Okay, you got me."
"Are these...balloons full of heroin?"
"Those are NOT for you!"
"Do you have any men's wigs?"
"Well, I got a David Spade / Ellen DeGeneres, I dunno if it's clean."
"I feel... not buzzed, but... well-rested, like I had a cup of coffee at 6:30 AM. I feel good!"
"Scotty?"
"That's my new nickname for you... your favorite Star Trek character."
"What he does isn't glamorous, but he keeps the Enterprise running."
"Oh, look, it's Tyler... all grown up like a big shot. You turned out cute. Real cute! Damn it! I'm... I'm laughing now 'cuz I'm nervous. Oh boy, these khakis are not getting any looser."
"An above ground sprinkler on the front lawn! No sir! What's next, prostitutes rising out of the ground and spitting all over our lawns? Well not in my neighborhood!"
"Sorry I took so long. I farted pulling into the driveway and I just wanted to enjoy it for a while."
"I'm only behind bars because I was framed for robbing a jewelry store."
"He's innocent, Dad. And he's going to prove it at his trial next week."
"If I live that long. That's an old accomplice of mine. Ten years ago, I left him holding the bag. And now, he wants revenge."
"So, your wicked ways have caught up with you."
"Yes, And now, those wicked ways are gonna grab from behind, shove me to the floor, and break in my rump like a brand new baseball glove."
"Now I can make a woman quiver just by looking at her the right way."
"Which way? First boobs, then face, then butt?"
"Hayley, we worked all day and we finally figured everything out."
"Really?"
"Yeah, I'm good cop, and Roger's bad cop. I make the wisecracks, but Roger can be sarcastic, as long as it's not too shticky."
"I get to have the troubled past, but Steve always gets the girl."
"Unless she's the bad guy, in which case Roger gets her... so she can betray him, leading to a gunfight on the roof of a opera house."
"Or a theater."
"Yeah, or a theater."
"What the hell are you talking about? Where's my iPod Shuffle?"
"Trapeze school? Well, zany outfits, circus food, one of us could really get hurt. Could be fun. You see, Haley, that's how you make the 'Maybe' pile."
"Shouldn't we do something more meaningful?"
"Like what, Hayley?"
"We both clearly like Back to the Future."
"What's that?"
"Back to the Future! The classic time-traveling comedy?"
"Never heard of it. You know I hate time-based comedies. Mannequin 2 being the obvious exception."
"Then why are you building a DeLorean?"
"Because I always admired John DeLorean. The man had a magnificent chin and a dream... to build a car company from the ground up."
"I was passed over for the Chavez assassination... again!"
"Dear Human who discovers this wreck, please disregard it. We crashed this ship into your planet to test new safety features because we care about our customers. The alien inside is merely a crash test dummy who most likely died within impact."
"Crash test dummy? But they told me..."
"HA HA, the decider, that is classic. I am loving this!"
5 out of 5 Stars
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