"Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible."
"Really? Where?"
"Eh, somewhere in the back."
Review: There isn't a bad episode in the bunch this season. "Radio Bart" is a classic with Bart getting trapped down a well. "Lisa's Pony", "Flaming Moe's" and "Colonel Homer" are classic Homer episodes.
"People like dogs, Mr. Burns."
"Nonsense! Dogs are idiots. Think about it, Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over you, what would you say?"
"If YOU did it, sir?"
"Oh, Lisa. You and your stories. Bart is a vampire. Beer kills brain cells. Now let's go back to that building thingy... where our beds and TV is."
5 out of 5 Stars
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